no sex toy left behind...

we bought a house 2 weeks ago
and took one day of work off.
this results in several rooms not getting unpacked right away.

this weekend we finally got the rest of the boxes unpacked.
As I organizing and putting stuff away in closets
T-Dubs was setting up his studio I hear..
 "aawwwww GROSSSS!"
I jog out to the studio room like thinking its a bug or cat shit or something.
We have lots of earwigs, they freak me out.
I hate bugs.
So as i am walking into the studio T-Dubs is holding this...

the prior owners used the studio as a storage room.
now, i have nothing against sex, toys, masturbation, whatever.
i just dont care for OTHER peoples props!
ya know what im sayin?!?!!!!
Needless to say I never thought i'd see the day i posted a picture of this mangintude on the interwebs.
Way to keep it classy, previous owners.

want to know some other "classy" things they have done?
Let me share:
Tear down your broken swing set and 'hide' it behind the shed
throw trash in your yard, for years
flick your cig butts everywhere in the yard
(at least they smoked out side)
lie about the age of your dishwasher
(adveristed all appliances 1 year old)
leave a garbage bin full of trash in the garage
shave your dog in the garage before moving
(im assuming that what all the black hair is from....)
never replacing a light bulb. ever.
bedazzler set to which i can only assume, as it was found with the 'device,' it was used for jazzing that bad boy up.

Thank you prior tenats.
We got a good laugh.